craicked:

why isn’t kitchen nightmares a comedy

whipperschnapper:

imagine Gordon Ramsey telling a dad joke

izzicality:

HAPPY THWOMP DAY, EVERYONE.

Enjoy my magnum opus. I told myself I was going to make it, and I did!

shadowlink:

urghs for u to wear in the winter mastahofdarkness

shadowlink:

urghs for u to wear in the winter mastahofdarkness

*swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*

wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers

thewhitemoonfamily:

This is making its rounds again. I am ever so pleased. 

lordofthewincest:

skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.