why isn’t kitchen nightmares a comedy
HAPPY THWOMP DAY, EVERYONE.
Enjoy my magnum opus. I told myself I was going to make it, and I did!
*swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*
You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?
Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.
I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.