starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

supjono:

faceless bloggers make me uncomfortable 

nugqets:

me and my friends on halloween

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miljathefailcat:

The Finnish word for dragon is salmon snake and that’s just the uncoolest shit.

are you kidding me…

vmagazine:

'Golden Goddess' - model: Mari Agory - photographer: Lindsay Adler - stylist: LSC - make-up: Griselle Rosario - Idol Magazine 2014

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4 chan

and 9 gags ago

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-Abe Lincoln: president, log cabin builder, memer (via officialbioware)

turnblrbot:

*points at mirror* what the hell

barebackinq:

scottthepilgrim:

brysob:

Shows that need to be on netflix:

  • Sister Sister
  • Fresh Prince of Bel Air
  • Thats so Raven
  • Martin
  • My Wife and Kids
  • The Proud Family
  • Class of 3000
  • Moesha
  • The Parkers
  • Seinfeld

Noah no one needs Seinfeld on Netflix

guystud:

*plays the entire melody of spooky scary skeletons on my ass bone*